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Title: "Baby Got Back" 1/2
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soundczech
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I have no association with Johnny's & Associates. No infringement intended. All events depicted herein are fairly obviously fictional.
Summary: Jin accidentally turns Kame into a lady.
WARNING: I mean that literally. There is genderswitch here. I started writing this before Jin's LA tour was even announced, so he's still in the group - consider it semi-AU. An alternate future. Wherein magic is real and Kame turns into a girl, lol.
Author's Notes:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
help_haiti fic for happiestwhen!!! I know it's six months late but it did blow well over the intended word limit... Sorry, friend. I'm also sorry because I know you had more lolsy intentions for this prompt but it... didn't turn out that way. I could probably write about 10,000 words of author notes about this fic turned out the way it did.
WARNING #2: I guess there are some things in here that might count as triggers; some violence and sexual harassment contained within. And some uncomfortable gender inequality stuff.
Props tosamenashi for the name and for helping me flesh out the plot. And for listening to me complain constantly. And darlita for being there when I was just about ready to give up.
( cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin' )
Author:
soundczechRating: R
Disclaimer: I have no association with Johnny's & Associates. No infringement intended. All events depicted herein are fairly obviously fictional.
Summary: Jin accidentally turns Kame into a lady.
WARNING: I mean that literally. There is genderswitch here. I started writing this before Jin's LA tour was even announced, so he's still in the group - consider it semi-AU. An alternate future. Wherein magic is real and Kame turns into a girl, lol.
Author's Notes:
help_haiti fic for happiestwhen!!! I know it's six months late but it did blow well over the intended word limit... Sorry, friend. I'm also sorry because I know you had more lolsy intentions for this prompt but it... didn't turn out that way. I could probably write about 10,000 words of author notes about this fic turned out the way it did. WARNING #2: I guess there are some things in here that might count as triggers; some violence and sexual harassment contained within. And some uncomfortable gender inequality stuff.
Props to
samenashi for the name and for helping me flesh out the plot. And for listening to me complain constantly. And darlita for being there when I was just about ready to give up. ( cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin' )
Title: "Under My Umbrella"
Disclaimer: This story is fictional. No infringement intended.
Pairing: KAT-TUN GEN, pre-trauma
Summary: As usual, Nakamaru is the only one that brings an umbrella.
Notes: Written as comment fic forhilaryscribbles who said: ms. fitzy, i know this is forward of me but i want a really short stupid fic about plastic umbrellas. :( Inspired by but not based on a pic. Written VERY QUICKLY.
( ella ella ay ay ay )
Disclaimer: This story is fictional. No infringement intended.
Pairing: KAT-TUN GEN, pre-trauma
Summary: As usual, Nakamaru is the only one that brings an umbrella.
Notes: Written as comment fic for
hilaryscribbles who said: ms. fitzy, i know this is forward of me but i want a really short stupid fic about plastic umbrellas. :( Inspired by but not based on a pic. Written VERY QUICKLY.( ella ella ay ay ay )
paint by numbers
Aug. 31st, 2010 04:58 pmMore than half of these are the product of me staring at my friendslist wondering if I know anyone who even vaguely meets that description. Some people get 2+ because I obviously can't get you off my mind.
F-LIST meme:
1. Next to each number, write the name of the person who fits.
2. Answer one question with one name or more.
3. Don't tell the questions to anyone who isn't doing the meme.
( ~mysterious~ meme )
F-LIST meme:
1. Next to each number, write the name of the person who fits.
2. Answer one question with one name or more.
3. Don't tell the questions to anyone who isn't doing the meme.
( ~mysterious~ meme )
FIC: "Legends" 1/1, PG
Jul. 27th, 2010 10:04 pmTitle: "Legends" 1/1
Rating: PG (for language)
Disclaimer: I claim no affiliation with JE or its idols. This is a work of fiction.
Summary: Obligatory Jin-is-leaving-fic. Jin finds Kame in the park halfway between their childhood houses.
Notes: I didn't really want or intend to write this, but it was kind of like I had to get it out before I could continue working on the fic forhelp_haiti I was writing before ~the announcement~. It's cheesy and melodramatic because I am cheesy and melodramatic. This is almost purely cathartic. I almost didn't post this, but I figured there are probably people out there who long for cheesy catharsis as much as I do. Enjoy.
( Legends. )
Rating: PG (for language)
Disclaimer: I claim no affiliation with JE or its idols. This is a work of fiction.
Summary: Obligatory Jin-is-leaving-fic. Jin finds Kame in the park halfway between their childhood houses.
Notes: I didn't really want or intend to write this, but it was kind of like I had to get it out before I could continue working on the fic for
help_haiti I was writing before ~the announcement~. It's cheesy and melodramatic because I am cheesy and melodramatic. This is almost purely cathartic. I almost didn't post this, but I figured there are probably people out there who long for cheesy catharsis as much as I do. Enjoy. ( Legends. )
or; what happened to all my money.
Jun. 21st, 2010 11:07 pmSam has already posted about our trip to Japan, so I thought I'd skip all the stories and just show you my haul:
follow the link to see an annotated version.
I started off with just one program, then developed a serious problem. They weren't expensive, so it wouldn't be that bad, except books are HEAVY and we still had to fly home. I ended up putting almost all the books and magazines in the Dream Boys tote bag and taking it on the plane as carry on. Every time I had to go through security I wondered what it looked like to them - Can they see the inside of the books, or do they just think I'm super studious and carrying my textbooks around with me??
Finding that lamdash pamphlet was one of those moments where it felt like Kame was somewhere behind the scenes orchestrating the best outcome for us... it was our last day before we had to fly home and we'd been walking around trying to find duty free cosmetics. We ended up in the basement of the Shinjuku Yodobashi because it had promised "beauty products" but all we got were hairdryers and electric toothbrushes. So we were standing there feeling kind of angry and talking about what to do next, and then I turned my head and half naked Kame was staring at me from a cardboard cut out. It was kind of a beautiful moment. Sam took an instax photo with him and then kept sticking it in random places and waiting for me to notice it. At one point she put it on the wall of the elevator and had to yank it down quickly when a staff member got into the lift.
I always buy a heap of doujinshi and then feel sort of deflated when I can't actually understand any of it - it's like in my brain I'll take them home and suddenly magically be able to speak Japanese. It can be really enjoyable reading them and trying to figure out wtf is going on. I lucked out this time and got one where Jin, for some reason, is a bear that looks exactly like Gloomy Bear, and he turns into a human so he and Kame can have sex, and then they have a baby that has little bear ears. And at some point he's trying to get Kame to have more sex with him and he accidentally scratches him with his gloomy claws. Then he goes away and angsts a bit. Meanwhile Kame collapses from exhaustion (???). Then they're a happy family again. The end.
In another I thought it was a straightforward DJ about Kame missing Jin while he was in LA. Then I got halfway through it and realised that it's an AU where Kame is Jin's fan who is distraught about the hiatus (the first hiatus). I realised this because halfway through there is another Kame who is at the press conference upon Jin's return. Fan Kame watches real Jin/Kame on tv. Then he talks a lot to Fan Nakamaru. Then it ends. Pretty illustrations though. At least it didn't turn into hardcore porn.
It was my first time going to the Johnny's Store and even though people had tried to tell me how crazy it was I didn't believe them. You have to go get a ticket from a Johnny's staff member outside the station in Harajuku, and it has a time on it. That time is when you can come back and queue. So you might have to wait an hour before you can even join the queue. Then you stand in queue and lol at all the white people who walk past and look really confused about why there is a random queue of girls but no sign of what they are queueing for. Then another Johnny's staff member leads you through the backstreets, trying to usher you into a more orderly line as you walk. Then you walk into the shop and it is basically just a cramped room covered in shop photos, clusters of girls with pens and paper furiously scribbling down numbers. I didn't think I would have a problem resisting shop photos but once you're in there you get kind of swept up in the moment and inevitably buy more than you intend to. I wouldn't have been able to stop but Sam suddenly took control and was like, "NO. STOP. STOP. WE HAVE TO STOP."
I still managed to spend about $30 though. There are some photos of a handful under the cut - I bought more but I thought I'd just give you the general gist.
( shop photos... )
( photo dump... they will all seem like shitty counterfeit knock offs of sam's superior product. )
follow the link to see an annotated version.
I started off with just one program, then developed a serious problem. They weren't expensive, so it wouldn't be that bad, except books are HEAVY and we still had to fly home. I ended up putting almost all the books and magazines in the Dream Boys tote bag and taking it on the plane as carry on. Every time I had to go through security I wondered what it looked like to them - Can they see the inside of the books, or do they just think I'm super studious and carrying my textbooks around with me??
Finding that lamdash pamphlet was one of those moments where it felt like Kame was somewhere behind the scenes orchestrating the best outcome for us... it was our last day before we had to fly home and we'd been walking around trying to find duty free cosmetics. We ended up in the basement of the Shinjuku Yodobashi because it had promised "beauty products" but all we got were hairdryers and electric toothbrushes. So we were standing there feeling kind of angry and talking about what to do next, and then I turned my head and half naked Kame was staring at me from a cardboard cut out. It was kind of a beautiful moment. Sam took an instax photo with him and then kept sticking it in random places and waiting for me to notice it. At one point she put it on the wall of the elevator and had to yank it down quickly when a staff member got into the lift.
I always buy a heap of doujinshi and then feel sort of deflated when I can't actually understand any of it - it's like in my brain I'll take them home and suddenly magically be able to speak Japanese. It can be really enjoyable reading them and trying to figure out wtf is going on. I lucked out this time and got one where Jin, for some reason, is a bear that looks exactly like Gloomy Bear, and he turns into a human so he and Kame can have sex, and then they have a baby that has little bear ears. And at some point he's trying to get Kame to have more sex with him and he accidentally scratches him with his gloomy claws. Then he goes away and angsts a bit. Meanwhile Kame collapses from exhaustion (???). Then they're a happy family again. The end.
In another I thought it was a straightforward DJ about Kame missing Jin while he was in LA. Then I got halfway through it and realised that it's an AU where Kame is Jin's fan who is distraught about the hiatus (the first hiatus). I realised this because halfway through there is another Kame who is at the press conference upon Jin's return. Fan Kame watches real Jin/Kame on tv. Then he talks a lot to Fan Nakamaru. Then it ends. Pretty illustrations though. At least it didn't turn into hardcore porn.
It was my first time going to the Johnny's Store and even though people had tried to tell me how crazy it was I didn't believe them. You have to go get a ticket from a Johnny's staff member outside the station in Harajuku, and it has a time on it. That time is when you can come back and queue. So you might have to wait an hour before you can even join the queue. Then you stand in queue and lol at all the white people who walk past and look really confused about why there is a random queue of girls but no sign of what they are queueing for. Then another Johnny's staff member leads you through the backstreets, trying to usher you into a more orderly line as you walk. Then you walk into the shop and it is basically just a cramped room covered in shop photos, clusters of girls with pens and paper furiously scribbling down numbers. I didn't think I would have a problem resisting shop photos but once you're in there you get kind of swept up in the moment and inevitably buy more than you intend to. I wouldn't have been able to stop but Sam suddenly took control and was like, "NO. STOP. STOP. WE HAVE TO STOP."
I still managed to spend about $30 though. There are some photos of a handful under the cut - I bought more but I thought I'd just give you the general gist.
( shop photos... )
( photo dump... they will all seem like shitty counterfeit knock offs of sam's superior product. )
RIGHT NOW WE ARE GOING!
May. 30th, 2010 11:09 pm
Our uchiwas are too high concept.
(I started this last Sunday night... then we left for Kyoto and had no internet for three days, and I couldn't get to the draft that LJ had helpfully stored for me :( Then we got busy...)
HEY GUYS JUST BACK FROM TWO MORE KAT-TUN SHOWS NO BIG DEAL. I feel like these posts are probably deeply obnoxious but at the same time the WORLD MUST KNOW....
( OK )
credit to
samenashi for the beautiful banner!!Title: Behind the Music
Author:
soundczechWord count: 17,300 words
Pairing: Akame
Rating: PG
Genre/Warnings: Angst; minor Character death.
Prompt (if used): Losing my edge
Notes: This was originally posted for
spiritdream here as part of kizuna_exchange. For those of you who’ve never heard the term, ‘busker’ is just a word for street performer. I failed to provide smut... sorry T_T. Summary: AU; Jin is a teen busker and some scrawny kid tries to move in on his territory.
( Behind the Music )
kamenashi's greatest hits
Feb. 23rd, 2010 01:46 am
HAPPY 24TH BIRTHDAY KAME!
In honour of our beloved Kamenashi's birthday, I have put together this collection of Kamenashi's Greatest Hits. This is in no way a comprehensive list, and I would love it if you would respond with your favourite Kame stuff - pics, vids, interviews, fics, etc. Let's all give our obsessive devotion some place to go on this most joyous of occasions~
( vidspam )
( picspam )
( fic recs. )
Please leave a comment with your own very favourite Kame things~
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAME-CHAN!!!!
Title: "Your New Best Friend" 1/1
Author:soundczech
Disclaimer:This is not real. No infringement intended.
Summary:Jin thinks he has been replaced.
Notes:This is a response tosamenashi 's drabble meme prompt: "rockin like its 2005: pinky rings". Needless to say it just grew and grew and it seemed kind of ridiculous to try to post it in the comments. It is kind of ridiculous generally. I am going to take a break from responding to drabble requests for now because I have to work on my help_haiti and kizuna_exchange fics, but I plan to go back to them!!! I am sorry Tegoshi fans, all opinions contained herein are Jin's and not mine.
Warnings: Sappiness, douchiness, homophobia, angst.
( Your New Best Friend. )
Author:
soundczech Disclaimer:This is not real. No infringement intended.
Summary:Jin thinks he has been replaced.
Notes:This is a response to
samenashi 's drabble meme prompt: "rockin like its 2005: pinky rings". Needless to say it just grew and grew and it seemed kind of ridiculous to try to post it in the comments. It is kind of ridiculous generally. I am going to take a break from responding to drabble requests for now because I have to work on my help_haiti and kizuna_exchange fics, but I plan to go back to them!!! I am sorry Tegoshi fans, all opinions contained herein are Jin's and not mine. Warnings: Sappiness, douchiness, homophobia, angst.
( Your New Best Friend. )
help haiti
Jan. 19th, 2010 11:39 amI have belatedly thrown my hat into the ring to help_haiti. My thread is here!! Sorry for my lateness!!
I'm sure everyone knows the deal by now, but all proceeds from these auctions go to help out relief efforts in Haiti. It's a good cause and you can get some plebey KAT-TUN fic in return! WIN WIN!!!!
help_haiti. My thread is here!! Sorry for my lateness!! I'm sure everyone knows the deal by now, but all proceeds from these auctions go to help out relief efforts in Haiti. It's a good cause and you can get some plebey KAT-TUN fic in return! WIN WIN!!!!
let's fiction!!
Jan. 16th, 2010 03:42 pm
keyword drabble meme!!!
leave me a keyword / series of keywords and i will write you a drabble!!!! probably!!!
still the greatest fanvid ever made
Jan. 3rd, 2010 02:44 pmGUYS I'M REALLY FEELING THE OBSESSION RIGHT NOW.
Title: The Christmas Spirit
Author: [info]soundczech
Disclaimer: I don't own any of this, not even the premise.
Summary: Sequel (sort of ) to The Dirty Three, my remix fic ofunrequitedangst's superhero fic. Our intrepid heroes celebrate Christmas. Akame, Akamepi. Rated PG.
Notes: I wrote this in less than 24 hours and I haven't written anything in more than a year, so it is pretty shaky. Un-proofread. I ran out of time, sorry guys :( Let me know if you find any horrible errors where I've like, written half a sentence and just never finished it. I'm not being falsely modest, it is genuinely probably terrible. It's the Christmas spirit that counts!!!
( The Christmas Spirit; 2900 words. )
Author: [info]soundczech
Disclaimer: I don't own any of this, not even the premise.
Summary: Sequel (sort of ) to The Dirty Three, my remix fic of
unrequitedangst's superhero fic. Our intrepid heroes celebrate Christmas. Akame, Akamepi. Rated PG. Notes: I wrote this in less than 24 hours and I haven't written anything in more than a year, so it is pretty shaky. Un-proofread. I ran out of time, sorry guys :( Let me know if you find any horrible errors where I've like, written half a sentence and just never finished it. I'm not being falsely modest, it is genuinely probably terrible. It's the Christmas spirit that counts!!!
( The Christmas Spirit; 2900 words. )
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days before we came
Nov. 22nd, 2009 02:46 amI'm too tired to write a decent entry. Maybe some other time.
Came into my head when I was on the train:
//In this moment, my world is just this carriage, long steel tube. Flourescent lighting. Green blue seats and the guy with the beard. The floor scattered with papers and wrappers. Nomadic world, but we carry our own debris.
The street lights that clash periodically against the black windows are satellites, planets, stars, galaxies far away. The world is just me and the guy with the beard. Just me and the automated voice telling me where I'm supposed to be going.
The world is in motion, but I've never been more bored.//
Came into my head when I was on the train:
//In this moment, my world is just this carriage, long steel tube. Flourescent lighting. Green blue seats and the guy with the beard. The floor scattered with papers and wrappers. Nomadic world, but we carry our own debris.
The street lights that clash periodically against the black windows are satellites, planets, stars, galaxies far away. The world is just me and the guy with the beard. Just me and the automated voice telling me where I'm supposed to be going.
The world is in motion, but I've never been more bored.//
photo tsunami
Jan. 4th, 2009 07:07 pm
Happy New Year everybody. It's crazy that it is 2009, I feel like it was only just January. A lot happened this year and at the same time nothing happened. I guess that's true of most years. It seems like every year gets shorter.
( ridiculously massive photo dump )
