soundczech

Title: "Baby Got Back" 1/2
Author: soundczech
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I have no association with Johnny's & Associates. No infringement intended. All events depicted herein are fairly obviously fictional.
Summary: Jin accidentally turns Kame into a lady.
WARNING: I mean that literally. There is genderswitch here. I started writing this before Jin's LA tour was even announced, so he's still in the group - consider it semi-AU. An alternate future. Wherein magic is real and Kame turns into a girl, lol.
Author's Notes: help_haiti fic for happiestwhen!!! I know it's six months late but it did blow well over the intended word limit... Sorry, friend. I'm also sorry because I know you had more lolsy intentions for this prompt but it... didn't turn out that way. I could probably write about 10,000 words of author notes about this fic turned out the way it did.
WARNING #2: I guess there are some things in here that might count as triggers; some violence and sexual harassment contained within. And some uncomfortable gender inequality stuff.

Props to samenashi for the name and for helping me flesh out the plot. And for listening to me complain constantly. And darlita for being there when I was just about ready to give up.

( cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin' )

Title: "Legends" 1/1
Rating: PG (for language)
Disclaimer: I claim no affiliation with JE or its idols. This is a work of fiction.
Summary: Obligatory Jin-is-leaving-fic. Jin finds Kame in the park halfway between their childhood houses.
Notes: I didn't really want or intend to write this, but it was kind of like I had to get it out before I could continue working on the fic for help_haiti I was writing before ~the announcement~. It's cheesy and melodramatic because I am cheesy and melodramatic. This is almost purely cathartic. I almost didn't post this, but I figured there are probably people out there who long for cheesy catharsis as much as I do. Enjoy.

( Legends. )

Title: "Your New Best Friend" 1/1
Author: soundczech
Disclaimer:This is not real. No infringement intended.
Summary:Jin thinks he has been replaced.
Notes:This is a response to samenashi 's drabble meme prompt: "rockin like its 2005: pinky rings". Needless to say it just grew and grew and it seemed kind of ridiculous to try to post it in the comments. It is kind of ridiculous generally. I am going to take a break from responding to drabble requests for now because I have to work on my help_haiti and kizuna_exchange fics, but I plan to go back to them!!! I am sorry Tegoshi fans, all opinions contained herein are Jin's and not mine.
Warnings: Sappiness, douchiness, homophobia, angst.

( Your New Best Friend. )

i am trying to get back in the habit of writing and not sucking, so i'm doing a ridiculously restrictive drabble prompt meme \(^O^)/

the rules are as follows:

Akame only, none of this Kokame Jinda Jinno mumbo jumbo you kids today are so fond of
NO AUS. NO HIGH SCHOOLS, NO NINJAS, NO PROSTITUTES, NO AUS.
Canon based divergent Alternate Reality fics will be allowed, eg, What if Jin never came back from LA, What if Kame never fought with Pi, etc.
Absolutely no PWP.
Management reserves the right to arbitrarily and irrationally change these rules at any time.

Title: Happy Days
Author: soundczech
Disclaimer: I claim no affiliation to KAT-TUN, Johnny's Entertainment, or the characters or people depicted herein.
Summary: Jin's been thinking about Kame for years.
A/N: Okay, the thing you need to understand about this is that I wasn't feeling up to writing anything with an actual plot but I promised samenashi I'd finish something by the end of this week, so what you all receive is totally pointless schmaltz. So be forewarned that this is probably the cheesiest thing I've ever written. Even cheesier than that fic where Kame had a star baby.

( goodbye grey sky, hello blue. nothing can hold me when i hold you. )

Title: "On Christmas" 1/1
Author: soundczech
Disclaimer: I have no connection to Johnny's Entertainment whatsoever. No infringement intended.
Summary: Set in the future of Child Stars. Akio is a big fan of Santa Claus.
Author's Notes: This is schmaltzy Christmas fic. Incredibly schmaltzy Christmas fic. I apparently had some repressed sentimentality I had to work through in fiction. Also this morning I watched that clip of Jin with the little girl from Utawara last year fifteen times and couldn't stop thinking about what an adorable Dad he'd be. Ahh this fic is so embarrassing.

( the most wonderful time of the year. )

Title: Soft Skin Boys 1/1
Author: soundczech
Rating: Softish NC-17, Hard R.
Disclaimer: I claim no affiliation with Johnny's Entertainment; No infringement intended.
Summary: Jin is a hooker with a heart of gold; A Pretty Woman AU; Akame.
Author's Notes: This fic is based on the Pretty Woman request omoshiroina left in my drabble request meme; however, the fic kept growing and growing and is now 77 times the size of a legitimate drabble. I don't know how this happened.

( Those soft skin boys can bruise you. )

Title: Girls Like That
Author: soundczech
Disclaimer: I claim no affiliation with Johnny's Entertainment, no infringement intended.
Rating: NC-17ish.
Summary: Tegoshi wakes up with girl parts. Ryo/Tegoshi, Ryo/Other, Tegoshi/Other.
Warnings: Uh, Genderswitch, obviously. Some F/F (sort of) and M/M content.
Author's Notes: This is probably the smuttiest thing I have ever written in my entire life and I feel really wrong and anxious about it. thewhiteprophet wanted me to write Girl Tegoshi fic and it just... it just came out this way, okay. D: . Sam seems to find it hilarious, "LOL YOUR REPUTATION" she screams, but I don't know, I just. I'm sorry, okay. I'm sorry. So basically, this is a warning that this is a departure from my usual thing. GOD TEGOSHI I'M SO SORRY.

( Girls Like That. )