
I painted this for my mother a few weeks ago. She was all snobby and wanted something more "adult" for her wall, as opposed to the elephants and cartoon birds I'd been doing for me and Sam. Nothing is more adult than an elephant and a cartoon sun.
Last night I had a dream that I told my best friend I'd make at least 15 million a year in my first job out of uni; I said it like it was totally natural and obvious, the way it is that nursing students will become nurses when they finish their degree. I kind of suspect that this is because all I have done for days is watch Entourage. When I woke up, I was really confused and disappointed that I didn't have 15 million dollars.
Lately, I'm so bored.
I don't have a lot to update about. I had a job interview on Monday that will probably go nowhere. For a few days the week before I had elaborate fantasies about applying to become a terrorism analyst with the government. I'd have to move. I think that was the really appealing part, that and the generous salary. It'd be helpful if I knew anything about Terrorism or South East Asia. Really, I just wanted my work to be classified. As part of the application process they do this intense security check. I kept imagining them going through my lj with a fine tooth comb. Interviewing Sam and Melissa about my habits. I'd probably end up getting arrested.
I've started thinking about my life in really serious terms; looking more for a career than a job. The boredom is motivating me to step up but I still don't really know what to do. How does one go about getting a book deal... God, what a joke.
The power jack on my laptop is broken again and driving me fucking crazy. It flickers on and off battery power all the time and when it does the backlight goes nuts too. This is why I need fifteen million dollars, so I can just have 15 laptops. I wouldn't even notice this kind of problem.



I'm still working on the AU drabbles, they're just turning into really long ideas. Stupidest idea for a meme I ever had. It's like taking on a full time job only I'm too lazy to do the work.
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Date: 2007-07-28 12:04 pm (UTC)The painting is amazing O_O what is this magic O_O
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Date: 2007-07-28 01:31 pm (UTC)10 client sessions D:
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Date: 2007-07-28 01:07 pm (UTC)Good luck with job hunting stuff, though. :|
Oh, yeah, AU drabbles == long and involved? Now you know my pain.
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Date: 2007-07-28 01:41 pm (UTC)crying, it's okay, you and Sam always update LJ right before I wake up and I am always half-asleep whenever I comment to hilarious effect. Life.
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Date: 2007-07-28 01:48 pm (UTC)I know how you feel about career and job stuff. :( I used to want to be in the CIA, and then I found out they tested your hair for marijuana use, and your hair shows it for years. Fucking hair.
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Date: 2007-07-29 08:33 am (UTC)lololol I'm pretty sure I could pass the drug test but I'm not all that sure about the psych test.
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Date: 2007-07-29 11:29 am (UTC)I have no time for novel writing. Irony, having impetus to do it right when I shouldn't. Life.
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Date: 2007-07-28 03:31 pm (UTC)I hope that your interview went well *crosses fingers* Even if it doesn't, there will always be more interviews and more jobs. You'll find
the perfectan acceptable one soon ;)I kept imagining them going through my lj with a fine tooth comb.
dslkfidslkfj they would! I have friends who delete their facebook accounts because they want to work for the government one day.
How does one go about getting a book deal... God, what a joke.
Don't sell yourself short. I have full confidence that if you out your mind to it, you could write a book. The next HP, maybe? And you can be a bajillionaire and not forget the little people [-o<
But seriously, if you want to be a writer and you're bored, why not write. Spend a few hours each day and write a novel. You a great writer, and if writing is what you want to do than do it! (the first draft of this comment included lots of examples and compliments but I cut it because I feel retarded drooling all over everything you write... :">:">:">)
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Date: 2007-07-29 08:37 am (UTC)Yeah, I'm weirdly not worried about the job at all. I went out and bought a bunch of office clothes yesterday. Now I will get a job where you need to wear like, overalls or something.
Yeah, I was thinking about what I'd do to my lj if I applied for the job. For one thing I don't think I'd be allowed to keep it while I was actually doing the job; too much of a security risk.
It is impossible for me to put my mind to anything. The other day my bff and I had this elaborate fantasy based on Entourage where I was the next JK Rowling, she was my manager (E) and Sam was Turtle. Maybe Aja could be Johnny Drama. Aja Fiction.
Thank you for your faith T_T
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Date: 2007-07-30 12:55 pm (UTC)ksflk are you planning on entering the painting business?
Yeah, I was thinking about what I'd do to my lj if I applied for the job. For one thing I don't think I'd be allowed to keep it
sidjlsai omg. don't just disappear without warning, k? :-S
I think Sam as Turtle is the best comparison ever! Also, Entourage♥
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Date: 2007-07-28 07:32 pm (UTC)Alias made me want to become a sexy secret agent. I wanted to join CSIS for the longest time. I'm really baffled by that now. I think interesting intelligence jobs are rather rare, anyway. Plus whenever I take IQ tests, I always score poorly on the visual-spatial spy skill stuff, like: (image of a chair at weird angle) WOULD THIS CHAIR FIT UNDER THIS TABLE? LOL!
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Date: 2007-07-29 08:41 am (UTC)My boredom motivation goes through cycles; two weeks of action, three months of inactivity. Repeat ad infinitum.
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Date: 2007-07-30 06:44 am (UTC):(((((((((((((((((((((((( cats.
KDFHLSDKFHKSUEf SRY I WAS ATTRACTED BY YOUR PAINTING AND DECIDED TO COMMENT LIKE A LONG TIME AFTER. :( I feel like such a loser. omg.
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